Poor Little Pluto...
When Porthos was a kid this was his favorite planet (they all were at one point or another).
Yes, back in my day Pluto was a planet! And we liked it that way!
It was far away and small enough that I could picture homesteading out there ... a manageable amount of land, relative privacy, not too hot in the summer ...
Then wham! Some schnazzy scientists decide that because it can’t “clear its orbit” it t’aint a planet!
Well THIS little guy, hidden in Pluto’s honor, has (barely) cleared an orbit of at least 528 feet... so there!
Pill bottle. BYOP.
Please Hide as well or better ...