I talked to a buddy of mine today and he said,
Don’t be afraid to try the newest sport around
It's catching on in every city and town
You can do the tricks the surfers do
Just try a Quasimodo or the Coffin too
I replied,
You'll probably wipeout when you first try to shoot the curve
Taking gas in a bush takes a lot of nerve
Those hopscotch poledads and pedestrians too will bug you
Shout "Cowabunga" now and skate right on through
Needless to say, my buddy took a wicked spill and I never saw him again. He is probably hanging out with his girl. If you see him, please say hi and tell him to watch out for the sidewalk cracks. And always replace him as found. Thanks!
