Once upon a time there were three golfers; William, Bill and Willy. They lost their balls in the stream and got very sad.
The first golfer went across the bridge to get his ball, but some geocachers kept trolling him, saying he was no good at the sport and mocking his ridiculous trousers.
The second golfer went to find his ball, but a muggle kept getting in his way and his log got damp.
The third golfer went across the bridge, and low and behold, managed to snag a 2.0/3.5 for his efforts.
And they all lived happily ever after.
