At Ground Zero you will see an extraordinary fence repair job. It is an engineering marvel to behold. I can't even imagine the amount of money it cost to fix that fence post. Priceless I am sure.
My Father graduated from A&M with an Engineering degree and at one point in his career had plans on his drafting table for a rocket engine for NASA. However, when it came to being a handyman around the house, my mother would often describe his work as "Aggie Engineering". As a kid, I did not understand what that meant until later in life I discovered sarcasm.
While you are looking for the container, here is an Aggie Engineering joke:
An aggie engineering student was so relieved to get a summer internship he didn't care that he would be painting highway stripes for the DOT. The first day, he painted 10 miles of stripes. The foreman was impressed. His second day on the job, the aggie only painted two miles of stripes. Since he had done so well his first day, the foreman decided to excuse his lack-luster performance. The third day, the aggie only painted one mile worth of stripes. The foreman thought this was inexcusable and asked the aggie, "What's the deal? Your first day you did so well. The second day was not so good. Today, you did less work than I did." The frustrated aggie replied, "I'm sorry boss, the bucket just keeps getting farther and farther away!"
Aggie Pickup Truck Wreck - GC6DJA8
Aggie Fishing Pier - GC6BZ3D