The cache is not to be found at the given coords and there is no need to visit that location.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Well wot's this then? You're not going to put up these great ugly
stone blocks 'ere, are you? You can't do that! I've got Ancient Lights on my cave! Well, what is it
anyway? A henge? Well, what's a henge? You may call it megalithic culture, I call it vandalism! I
suppose you realise this is about the last nesting place for mammoths in the whole of Wessex?
What with them building up the long barrows and the round barrows and the bell-shaped barrows...
They've started cutting out these white horses on the hillside now, have you seen that? I don't know -
it's some sort of ad for mead, I think. They don't call 'em the Beaker Folk for nothing! And then you come
dragging along these great prefabricated dominoes all over the roads! They're not meant for that
sort of traffic. Every fine weekend it's the same story: ox-carts nose to tail all the way from 'ere to the
coast.
I don't know where you get that stone from anyway - that's not local stone - I can tell. You get it from
where? The Preseli Mountains? In Wales? I know it's in Wales - I've been abroad. Ooh, what'd'yer
want to bring it all the way... You're bringing it the wrong way anyway: you want to bring it round
the Chanctonbury Ring road, avoiding earthworks at Avebury.
What a horrible lookin' thing! That's all there is to it is then? Just two up and one across the top all the
way round? Well if that's modern architecture, roll on the Ice Age I say! Well, you'll never get a roof
on it for a start - never get twigs big enough! Yes, we 'ad a wood henge here once but it rotted. These
big picture windows you've got all the way around the bottom: oh, they look very nice, yes, I grant
you but what about the draughts? What about the lack of privacy? Who wants to live in a thing like
that? Will you tell me when they start movin' in, won't yer? We get a pretty rowdy crowd in some of
those new developments. I don;t want to end up under the alter stone in a crouching position!
It's not going to be lived in? Well, that's something anyway. What is it then? It's a what? You're
pulling my... a calendar? Well, it's a bit big for a calendar isn't it? I mean, you'd look a bit silly with
that on your desk, wouldn't you? Well, how'd you work it then? You come up 'ere every morning
before dawn - well better you than me, mate - and when the rising Sun throws a shadow of that big
stone onto this flat one 'ere, then we shall know if it's Summer. Well, that will be very helpful, I must
say. But is it Summer? You can't tell. Well, I'd better come and help you shovel the snow off it then...
You can assume N 50 and W 000 but you need to work out the puzzle to get the remainder of the true cache location
Ignore any punctuation.
The true cache location is given by
0713 0129 0605 1403 1702 1101 1612 0401 2502 2218 1203 1702 0203 0701 1702 1203 0901 0603 2111 2412 0807
0906 1101 2111 1203 1610 1309 0102 0502 0904 1504 1301 1002 0910 1703 2111 2605 1902 1702 1704
A succesful solution of the puzzle will give a checksum (total of all 15 digits) equal to 54