This cache has been placed for the YYCCAR18 event, held May 25-27, 2018. It has been placed with the intent that it should not be found prior to noon on May 26, 2018. Caches for the YYCCAR18 event are published early so the geocaching community can plan their search routes before the event starts.
This cache is entered in the Heroes and Villains category.
This cache is not at the posted coordinates.
The illustrious ZooVidaMonkiKitties have joined forces to bring you a power trail in their home turf of West Calgary! They have previously placed geocaches independently, but decided it was time to unite like heroes do for greater strength and POWER!
Our world is obsessed with heroes. Just look to the current box office blaster, which is full to the brim of MCU types. And naturally, there needs to be a villain or two in there to stir things up, otherwise who do they fight against? Day to day life is likely also filled with heroes and villains (at least I hope you all have identified some heroes to look up to, I count David Suzuki and Brian Keating amongst mine!). This cache is dedicated to the function in our lives that can take its turn at being either a hero OR a villain. It unites us all, crossing over species, age, race, gender and income to unify our Kingdom Animalia.
I’m talking about poop.
Yup, depending on your perspective and your particular uniqueness, this biological necessity may take on elements of nefarious villainy in our lives, or makes us feel like we can take on the world like the heroes and heroines we were born to be. It really often just depends on the day! Or maybe even just the time of day?
So here is a puzzle dedicated to this common uniter of us all, please don't take offence! Will it be easy? Yes, especially if you know how to work the internet, since I have pretty blatantly ripped off some old jokes to make it. Will it make you laugh and relate? Probably! And will you enjoy the fun little walk on the Heroes and Villains Power Trail YYCCAR18 to go find this rear ender of the group? Most definitely!
THE PUZZLE - Match the type with the description.
Rear Ender Location: N51 AB.CDE W114 FG.HIJ
A. You swear you’ve pooed. But you look in the toilet and where’d it go?
B. Comes out so easy you don’t even feel it and there is no trace on the toilet paper, you have to look in the toilet to make sure it even exists.
C. It has the consistency of hot tar. 12 wipes later, you’re still not clean!
D. It doesn’t want to come out until you’re sweaty, trembling and the vein in your forehead is threatening to blow.
E. It’s so big you aren’t sure it will even go down unless it is broken into chunks. A coat hanger works well. This is the kind of poop that usually happens at someone else’s house.
F. Needs no explanation, you’ve all seen it. Chew better.
G. It hits the water so hard the huge splash gets you all wet.
H. It coils around and around and around the bowl, you’re ridiculously impressed and may call people in to witness the achievement.
I. So much comes out that you are quite certain you’re significantly lighter.
J. Three flushes later, it’s still floating there. How the heck do you get rid of it??
8 Weight Watchers Poop
0 Ghost Poop
1 The Elvis Killer
5 Glue Poop
1 Corn Poop
2 Wet Cheeks Poop
1 Teflon Poop
4 Snake Poop
2 Cork Poop
7 King Kong Poop