Dad jokes:Â Try not to laugh
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines!"
"Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it."
"Dad: What's Forrest Gump's password for everything?
Me: What
Dad: 1forrest1"
"Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!"
"My Dad said, 'What happens when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?' then he walked away"
"What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me?"
"Did you hear about the superhero who always worked out? He's Thor"
"Why did the salad go to the studio? To get some beets!"
If you have/know any more Dad jokes, feel free to add them in your logs :)