Dec. 31, 2017 It was a dark and stormy night Big g and the Dawg were drowning their sorrows at RSI headquarters. But those rootbeers were not going to help. No FTF's for the whole month and now it's 11:30 pm with no hope in sight. Then both phones go off at the same time! A new cache has posted! The dawg looks at his phone and his face changes from excitement to disbelief , he holds up his phone so big g can see. longitude 666. Big g holds up his phone latitude 666. Say's the dawg" is it worth going to hell for a FTF?" Say's big g we better hurry or the DTT will beat us. So out the door and into Gary's geoford ( because you can't get to hell in a dodge or a chevy) Upon arriving at the GZ you know who was waiting by the cache, with a proposition. Here's the deal boys, you can claim the one and only FTF there will ever be in my whole kingdom and all you have to do is open this box. But if you fail well then you will spend eternity here with me logging DNF's forever. The dawg speaks up, any hints you can give us? Sure says the horned one, there are 2 keys required to open this cache ,those keys are located ......................... inside the cache...... Big g thinks for a second and asks " how long do we have to open it?" You have 1 year. Well old habits die hard so while Marlin distracted the devil with some west desert coyote story Gary grabbed his sawsall and cut the cache off at the base, threw it in the geoford, Marlin jumped in and off they went. Well the prince of darkness laughed and called after them " stealing ay, well we encourage that sort of behavior down here but the deal remains. You have one year to open that cach, if you don't when the clock strikes midnight on dec 31, I will be paying you a visit. That was 5 months ago and neither of our hero's have figured out this cache, it remains locked up tight. So as a last ditch effort we are making this puzzle available to everyone. In the hope that someone will figure it out and show our (sadly short sighted) duo the way to avoid a fate worse than death. As a practical matter there are some ( not directions ) but some advice about the mechanics of this cache written on paper and located in the duck house cache. So if you are going after this cache alone we strongly recommend you hit the duck house cache first.
