Roughly translated as "What the hell do we care hzoi?" Well, I tell you what ... we care a lot. Come on out to a historic location very fitting of a last hurrah for this one-of-a-kind knucklehead cacher!

Christian has graced Hampton Roads with his presence for what seems too short of a stay. But, in the meantime, has provided many a humorous log describing everything from wet sneakers which prevented tree climbing to heavy boots which nearly caused death by mud envelopment!
The fun starts at 2:30 PM and continues until the last cacher leaves.
Enjoyable activities at said event include:
- Bocce
- Corn Hole
- Door Prize Scavenger Hunt
- Partaking in beverages
- Shoving food products down thy gullet
- Any other activities of tomfoolery which might be deemed necessary and proper!
Leave it to an intoxicated army officer to discover the much illusive Oozlefinch! But, never a more appropriate location was there to send off the great hzoi!