When I was in middle school, my friend had two dogs named Chip and Dale, so I got a gerbil and named him Zipper in honor of the Rescue Rangers cartoon. This original container at this location was very zippy, but alas (as always) Zipper has escaped! A bat moved in for a while here, but he escaped as well. Then cachers had to navigate a cage of their own to get into the cache. And finally a bug took residence, but she got tired of the rain.
There is a new kid in town and he is especially fitting for a middle school themed cache.
Lots of GPS bounce here, so you may have to widen your search. You're looking for an slightly unusual container, and perhaps a UPS but definitely not camoed.