Wish You Were Here
The cache is a 10mm Diameter Flip Top Tube
Another in my nice simple Puzzle Cache series
The cache is Not at the published co-ordinates, it can, however, be found within a couple of miles!
A = Honest deceptions, number of letters in first word
B = Canine living in squalor, number of words
C = Smallest group make a comment, alphabet position of very first letter
D = Dating Jagger, alphabet position of seventh letter
E = Legs all at sea, alphabet position of third letter
F = Celestial conflicts, number of words
G = Returning to a tense, number of letters in last word
N 50° ((C x A) - 1).FD(B + E)
W 000° ((A x E) + G).D9E