I am a twit. I wrote down the coordinates for this cache and then somehow managed to (one way to cook eggs, eight) the information. The (how your eggs were cooked, nine) (how the Red Arrows fly, eleven) is reproduced below. Can you help me to un(French composer, five) it? I am a twit.
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I (not sparkling, five) cannot get over the fact that I have done this, although recently I have developed a taste for absinthe which, I believe, deranges the mind. As you (metal container, three) (Swiss archer, four) I am now producing puzzles even teenagers can solve.
The container is a click-lock beaker, 100mm diameter, 160mm tall, containing a log sheet and a pen. There is room for swaps and trackables.
Help is always available once the FTF has been claimed.
