[THE BELOW IS MEANT TO BE HUMOROUS. THE PLACER HOLDS NO ILL WILL TOWARDS LURVIGS NOR THE PEOPLE THAT PLACE THEM. ALL CACHE CONTAINERS ARE WELCOME AND ENCOURAGED.]
Lurvigs are nonsense. Whoever puts them out are a bunch of jerks. Consider this. A container that’s small, has no magnet, hard to find, hard to get the log out, hard to put it back in, burning hot in the winter (what are you trying to do? Hurt kids, you psychopaths?). You truly have to be a heartless soulless sun of a gun to expose the masses to such terrible geocaching containers. Disgusting people really. Think about it, they’re terrible. Bad containers, bad people. Thus begins the wurvig series, created solely to put the lurvig placers on watch, and let them know that we’re not dealing with their crud anymore. DOWN WITH LURVIGS!!!