This geocache is not hidden at the listed coordinates. This is a fairly straightforward puzzle cache hidden to compliment the 4th Tuesday at Yo Mama’s event. Solve the puzzle below to determine the coordinates to the cache location.
WARNING: Individuals burdened with fragile sensibilities and a frail sense of humor are at great risk of being offended by the jokes contained within this puzzle. As it is highly unlikely the Cache Owner has ever met yo mama, kindly refrain from taking any of these jokes personally.
The Puzzle
Listed below are ten punchlines to the sophomoric joke euphemised in the name of this cache. Each punchline has had a word removed and replaced with a blank. These ten missing words, each of which is assigned a value 0 through 9, are grouped together in the second list below. In order to obtain the final coordinates to this geocache, resolve values for A through K by plugging the missing words into the corresponding blanks in the punchlines. All ten words will be used, and each word will be used only once.
| PUNCHLINES |
…her A has an echo.
…the National Weather Service names each one of her B .
…when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “ C !”
…she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as D .
…she eats with a knife and E .
…she took a F to the Super Bowl.
…her blood type is G .
…her cereal bowl came with a H .
…she took a Geometry class because she heard there was gonna be J .
…the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of K . |
| MISSING WORDS |
Antarctica = 4
bellybutton = 2
farts = 7
forklift = 9
lifeguard = 0
Pancakes = 6
pi = 9
Ragu = 8
spoon = 3
Taxi = 2 |
The geocache is located at N39° AB.CDE, W76° FG.HJK
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.
- Ample parking is available near the final cache location
- Please employ stealth, especially at night
- The difficulty rating takes the hide into account
- You will need to supply your own writing weapon
Congrats to yo mama for FTF!
