I'll skip to the punch line... I won.
While searching for a good spot to place a geocache in this gorgeous (and surely long forgotten) cemetery I found this bush. Upon closer inspection I found it to be COVERED in an invasive ivy species, So I did what every other highly distractable nature loving, shrub appreciating geocacher would do and went to my car, grabbed my work nippers, and hacked away until this little shrub stood, in the sunlight (probably first time in years), in all it's naked glory. Take that, stupid ivy.
Geocache is hanging in this bush. I bet you figured that out already. Typical cemetery cache... Please be respectful and abide by typical daytime caching hours.