To log this cache you MUST FIND THE CACHE. In your online log feel free to tell a big fat lie about your adventure ... an untruth, a falsehood, a stretcher, a fib, a tall story, a yarn spinner, a fabrication, a mendacity. Points given for misguiding, deceiving, misleading, exaggerating, embellishing, distorting, misinforming, beguiling and falsifying. It all boils down to the same thing: a whopper.
This is ENTIRELY optional - it's simply an opportunity to be creative, if you wish. For inspiration, you could imagine this is rated as a D5/T5.
To get the ball rolling, to get to this cache you must first whitewater your way through the multiple rapids of the nearby torrent. As you shoot by GZ, try to grab a branch and swing yourself ashore. Then scale the sheer cliff. Oh, did I mention the gators, snakes and poison ivy? When you get to GZ you’ll have to climb the large evergreen there and try to find the cunningly hidden cache. No branches for the first 30 feet, but with all the sap that shouldn’t be a problem. Right? FTF prize is a crisp $3 bill.
Now for a small bit of truth - about the only place on this page you’ll find some: The cache IS at the posted coordinates. The FTF prize is really a $1 bill.
Many thanks to williams_6 for the inspiration with their "Liar Liar - Sault Ste Marie" cache (GC5VMHE).