AARP Tree Climbers Association #4
Welcome to the AARP Tree Climbers Association. As Kids, we all enjoyed time climbing, swinging, and spending endless hours pretending to be Tarzan, Robinson Crusoe, a monkey, or just having a place to get away with all your friends to make childhood dreams come true. Now you are older, and your body hurts in a different spot everyday, but that doesn't mean you are too old to relive your childhood dreams.
To become a member, you must adhere to the following...
1. Be very very careful. Climbing any tree always has a risk, so please keep your fun safe!!!
2. Be on the lookout for great climbing trees that can easily be climbed, and that cachers will feel safe climbing. If you spot one of these trees, please send a message to our CEO, Muggles(the pink pig) and let him know, so we can check it out and place a container.
3. You must remember it is always easier to climb up a tree, than to climb down a tree. Did I mention safety is essential...
4. Once you have successfully signed the log, and returned to earth in on one piece, you must pull out your deepest croaky old man's voice and slowly repeat these words... "My back, my bones, my aching joints"