Trump Administration - Light Bulb Jokes Traditional Cache

A micro on a sign .

   A fun series paying homage to one of my favorite Joke genres... the ' How many  ______  does it take to change a light bulb ? '

Hope you like em !   

Q. How many members of the Trump administration does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: Ten:

1. One to deny that any light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Democrats for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion-dollar, no-bid contract to a Trump family company  for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Trump, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under a banner reading “Bulb Change Accomplished” (which worked great until sundown);
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Trump was literally “in the dark the whole time”;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how Donald Trump has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.