THIS IS A TRUE STORY. The events depicted took place in Fargo, East Renfrewshire in 2019. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of the respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.
A well known local cacher, The Teeney Swoddlers, has been kidnapped for crimes against Wherigos by a gang of Desperados known as AMOZO's three. Can you rescue them? Can you be bothered with all the hassle of playing a blooming cartridge. Thought not so let's just leave our poor hero to languish in a dungeon guarded by DeviousDwarferKen and Landsbanky. AMOZO who was in charge of the guard duty rota was back home enjoying the comfort of his armchair watching the cache carnival points roll in.
If you have what it takes to tackle the challenge then download and turn on the cartridge. It's a play anywhere cartridge. There's only one zone, yes one, uno, un, en. Capiche? The zone consists of a phone box. Each time you exit the zone the phone will ring. You enter it to answer it and receive a message. If you don't, well dur. Some of these messages are from our hostage, others from the cachernappers. If you can tell the genuine messages from the fake ones you should find out where to go to mount a rescue operation. Get it wrong and you might find yourself sitting next to them in dark dungeon with an ammo can for toilet facilities and nothing to eat but squirrel nibbled sweets that have spent 18 months in a woodland cache.
How does the story end? That's for you to decide
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