Greetings and Salutations,
Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Manhanmillside and I reside alongside the Manhan Rail Trail by Lower Mill Pond. You are cordially invited to visit me, provided, of course, that you can locate me. I am confident that our conversation will be insightful and interesting. Although now that I reflect further upon the subject, I would rather not be disturbed. Those maddening muggles abound and my solitary time is few and far between.
Respectfully,
Manhanmillside
P.S. You may have heard of my associate Manhannano who lives closer to town. He’s a decent fellow, just a little simple-minded.
Congratulations to ab1rs for the FTF!