FTF: Endangered Species Killed Traditional Cache

Despite being classified as an endangered species, a grey wolf has been killed by an unknown perpetrator on land designated as a wildlife preserve. Rangers found the wolf’s body in the area known as the Woodlands Preserve. An investigation is underway to locate and arrest the individual(s) guilty of this heinous crime. Anyone with information should call the Woodlands Ranger Station.

Editor’s Note: The information contained herein is derived from the most reliable faux news available.