Here's a little something to make you chuckle while hunting this cache.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
You are huntng a small whiz bang with log only.