Growing up, one of my favorite movies was Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The characters, the on-liners, and the absurd jokes made it fun to watch time and time again. There use to be a cache here a while ago that paid tribute to one of the charcters.
Let me tell you a tale of Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir-Lancelot.
Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.
Hopefully you won't have to beat a hasty retreat.
There's plenty of room for swag.
Congrats to StealthCowboy for FTF