Super Duper Pooper Scooper Cache Traditional Cache

Okok.. The " Pooper Scooper " part has NOTHING to do with cache. But the rest of title ??... A micro 7'-8 ' on branch up a smallish evergreen in the SUPERstore  parking lot.  All kinds of winter friendly. Beware please when finding as there will be approximately nine thousand six hundred and eleven muggles all around you. If cache disappears after your ' found ' log,  I will track you down!  Then I will make you feel not DUPER ! ( just had to work that part of title into things ) . I'll decide between  A) telling you some of my "Dad " jokes which, my kids say,  apparently can make one quite ill  or B) sing  my version of Macarthur Park, which actually has caused several suicides over the years. It's the  " And I'll never find that recipe  againnnnnnn..." part that does it I think .  So be careful!!! . Should be a P/G for all.