These coordinates are good for nothing... but before you give up, READ THIS GEOCACHE LISTING VERY CAREFULLY!
This puzzle-cache is dedicated to ALL the geocachers who's problem solving skills TOTALLY SUCK.
Many geocachers refuse to do puzzle and mystery geocaches because:
- They think that the puzzles are too hard to solve.
- They know that they are not bright enough to figure them out.
- Most puzzles require too much time or effort.
- You are right-brained and most puzzles require the left side.
- You are left-brained and most puzzles require the right side.
- All of the above.
If you fit ANY of the descriptions above, you are in luck. I have lowered the intellectual bar to such an extreme level, that even the totally perplexed and confused should be able to log a find for this cache.
After many long hours of meditative thinking trying to find a way to include the bewildered into another aspect of geocaching, I've finally created the perfect puzzle-cache that can be solved by both... the INFAMOUS PUZZLERS and the neuron depleted... in about the same amount of time.
Don't let this puzzle scare you. You can solve it in the comfort of your own home, taking as much time as needed... days, months or even years. No one outside your own little world will ever know that you are totally clueless, confused, downright dense or possibly even a dummy.
How To Play:
When you have built up enough courage to play, click on the “I Ain't No Dummy, I Wanna Play” link. A Photograph of the area where the Cache is located will display. Your mission is to visually scan that photograph for the clues, identify the area, get the coordinates, go locate the geocache and log your find. It should take the average person 2 minutes to solve this puzzle.
You can check your coordinates using the geo-checker below.
If you get hung up, utilize the Google... Phone a friend... do something... just please don't contact me for any hints unless you have exhausted all other means.
Be sure to bring a writing utensil with you to sign the log with just in case the one in the geocache is missing or broken.
One final warning before you continue... for those still too cheap to get high-speed Internet, the photograph is just under 3.9MB in size.
Ok, are you ready? Take a deep breath and click on the "I AIN'T NO DUMMY, I WANNA PLAY" link to display the puzzle.
I AIN'T No DUMMY, I WANNA PLAY
FINDING THE GEOCACHE:
To make up for the fact that ANYBODY can solve the puzzle, I made the hide just a little bit more complex. But to accommodate yet again those naive geocachers, I will tell you exactly what you need to do to get to the cache. You may have to cross water, either in the frozen or liquid state. You may need a reaching tool that as at least 16' in length. You may need to bushwhack, but only for a few feet. What?? did you want me to sign the log for you too? No, that you have to do on your own.
Logging The Find:
Be sure to mention if you had any problems solving the puzzle, finding the geocache, if there weren't enough clues... etc.
Feel free to post hints, spoilers and the cache container to help the next oblivious geocacher.
And Finally:
This puzzle is recycled from a geocache I archived nearly ten years ago. You see, not only do I suck at solving puzzles, I also suck at creating puzzles. I have to resort to using old ideas that were probably thought out by some other creative geocacher in the first place.
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.