Parents have an inherent predisposition to believe their children are absolutely beautiful. Even when their children aren't much more than tiny blobs that eat, sleep, cry, crap.. parents will swear that their children are the most good-looking babies they've ever seen. That's just what they do.
But what happens when a parent starts to think that maybe, just maybe, their child isn't all that cute after all? It sounds sad, but that's an issue that some parents need to address.
What would I do? Well.. I'd take the ugly brat on a one-way geocaching adventure.
This is a fairly short two stage multicache. I hope you enjoy it as it took about nine months to cook together.
IN ORDER TO COMPLETE THIS GEOCACHE, YOU WILL NEED to bring with you a 9 volt battery. Your 9 volt battery should be fresh or you may not be successful. If in doubt, check your battery with a volt meter before you come to do this cache.
To protect the geocache from passing muggles, a simple firewall has been added for security. When you come upon the firewall the password is:
10-24-34
If you happen upon my creepy offspring, observe carefully with all of your senses and perhaps you'll learn a thing or two about parenthood.
This is a difficulty 4.5 star cache. If you can't figure it out just ask for help via the Message Center. You do NOT have to tug, pull, break, unscrew or disassemble in any way to make your way past stage #1. If you break it, adoption papers will be initiated so that you can be the parent to the little creep.
This geocache registered with Dakota County Parks.
You can validate your puzzle solution with
certitude.