Too much turkey?
Too much 'family'?
Too much 'having to be sociable'?
Escape for a wander around these woods for a sneaky '10' mins (which may turn out to be longer than initially planned) with the dog (even if you don't have one)
Don't forget in circumstances such as this, it's better to seak forgiveness than seek permission!
Please the one thing I do request, please don't bring any turkey (Choxi & Abby) will have had way too much by this time and no mince pies, but chocolate is more than welcome.
If you are a seasoned cacher or fresh to this weird and whacky game, come along, you're more than welcome.
if you just fancy a natter, come along, you're more than welcome.
Muggle family members will be tolerated on this occasion because it's Chrimbo:)
Normal Disclaimer
- Warning, this event has been set by idiots
- For your own safety, do not attempt this event wearing just a mankini or bear suit, you may die, it's a lovely place but I suspect this may just be safe for some reason!
- You attempt this event at your own risk, please do not come crying to the CO, Groundspeak, Car park attendant etc, you are responsible for your own actions.
- Do not attempt the event without the express permission of your other half, although an emergency 'business meeting' service can be provided for the cost of a beverage, please contact Bob directly for this service.
- Have fun and stay safe – ask yourself this question, is a Smiley really worth your life or marriage? (Ok, so the correct answer is yes, but this is the normal disclaimer)
