What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
Australia’s Goat Talent.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid
For goats sake thats enough
baaaaad puns for one day
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