It's 11:58, and Mac Day's about to officially start.
I want there to be ceremony.
FRANK: Are we gonna be in the dark the whole time?
MAC: My goodness, this is a lot of complaining. Charlie, can you please remind everyone of the rules?
CHARLIE: We are about too officially begin Mac Day. For the entirety of this day, we will forced to do everything Mac wants us to do.
MAC: And if anyone is caught complaining?
CHARLIE: An extra day is added to Mac Day. If you cannot resist the urge to complain, you are allowed one scream a day to the ceremonial screaming pillow.
Mac: That's right.
Mac: Charlie, when it was your day, did I complain about searching for goblins for ten hours straight?
Charlie: Well, ghouls, and, no, they didn't complain, 'cause we found three.
It was pretty sweet.
DENNIS: We found none.
FRANK: Yeah? We found no ghouls, we found no goblins, we found no gremlins, because they don't exist.
MAC: Well Guys, this whole thing was meant to bring us closer together, and by the end of it, you're gonna feel a little bit closer to me, and if I've done my job right, a little bit closer to God.
ALL: Yes.
MAC: Because I've modeled my day after the seven days of God's creation, making my one day feel like an entire week.
DENNIS: Oh! Come on, man.
FRANK: Really? Oh, come on, will you? For crying out loud, my knees are (overlapping chatter)
MAC: Three, two, one, begin! On the first day, God said, "Let there be Mac."
DENNIS: You skipped day three.
MAC: Uh, day three is when God created trees and grass and nature.
You know, kind of a bull S*&^ day, so we're gonna move on to day four where God created the stars.
So I hope you all enjoy MAC Day. If you complain I will have to add another day to MAC DAY.
-----Ronald "MAC" Donald