My neighbour's dog kept chasing kids on bikes...
Got so bad they had to take away his bikes.
I remember when I could pump up my bike tires for free at the local garage. Now they want 50 cents...
Oh well, that's inflation for ya.
Jack the Ripper used to ride a bike around...
Such a cycle-path.
My first job was at a bike factory and I was really good at it...
I was promoted to company spokesperson.
My bike keeps on falling over...
I can't stand it!
I bought a second hand bike the other day...
Big fan of recycling.
Whenever I leave my house, there's this one guy on a bike that nearly runs me over...
It's a vicious cycle.
I was going to ride my unicycle to the pub...
But I can't handlebars.
I could say so much more about bikes, but...
Two tired.