I can't find a guardrail cache for anything. Friends (you know who you are LiteOnCache and Nikkiwolf25) drive me up to the guardrail and drop me off at GZ. Still...no dice. Someone has to get out and help but not before they try to convince me I need to look on the other side of the road. I can’t find a magnetic key holder, I can’t find a flat pack, and sometimes I struggle with a peanut butter jar. Sometimes LiteOnCache tells me to hang my head and get back in the car, but I should be ashamed. And GetInTheCarson says, “oh look it’s your favorite.“ So I plan to pepper guardrails as often as I can to overcome my fear and frustration with my nemesis....the guardrail.
Znfrengv fnvq, V’z abg gur bar lbh jnag n uvag sebz. Vg vf va gur thneq envy naq vg vfa’g farnxl.