Rapid Eye Movement Mystery Cache

***CACHE IS NOT LOCATED AT POSTED COORDINATES***

R.E.M. is one of my favorite bands. Unfortunately, the DRUMMER suffered a brain aneurysm onstage during a concert in 1995. He did record one more album with the band, but left the band in 1997 due to health reasons. The other three members carried on as a trio for several years before calling it quits on good terms in 2011. I was able to see the original quartet in concert on March 7, 1989 in Iowa City.

Coordinate A

December 1984, SFX Centre, Dublin, Ireland

Many times I have to reach "Low" to retrieve a cache

Sometimes I get close to the cache but then I think I "Can't get there from here"

"These Days" I enjoy creating puzzle caches

Coordinate B

December 1985, Chrysler Hall, Norfolk, Virginia

"I Believe" that geocaching is a swell hobby

I wonder if anyone has found "1,000,000" caches?

Coordinate C

"9-9"

September 1986, Grand Ole Opry House, Nashville, Tennessee

Coordinate D

October 1986, Lundholm Gymnasium, Durham, New Hampshire

Coordinate E

May 1995, Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Oregon

"Maps and Legends" are helpful to find caches

Coordinate F

October 1987, Alumni Auditorium, Davenport, Iowa

Sometimes I walk in a "Perfect Circle" before I finally see the cache

Coordinate G

May 1995, Target Center, Minneapolis, Minnesota

If it is raining while you are geocaching, I would suggest wearing a "Harborcoat"

Coordinate H

November 1985, C.Y. Stephens Auditorium, Ames, Iowa

Many times I find myself "Second Guessing" where the cache is

Some puzzle caches are "CRAZY!"

Coordinate I

March 1989, SIU Arena, Carbondale, Illinois

Coordinate J

May 1983, The Pier, Raleigh, North Carolina

Sometimes Leopardgeckoman Junior will climb a tree to get a cache and I shout to him, Don't "Fall on me"!

Coordinate K

September 1982, Madam Wong's West, Santa Monica, California

Hints are "Good Advices" to help find caches

Coordinate L

April 1983, Bogart's, Cincinnati, Ohio

Usually "We Walk" to a cache

Coordinate M

July 1984, Rainbow Music Hall, Denver, Colorado

You can "Drive" to the cache

Sometimes I have to "Get Up" in a tree to retrieve the cache

Coordinate N

November 1987, St. Paul Civic Center, St. Paul, Minnesota

You can take a picture of the cache with your "Camera"

You aren't going to get any caches by "Sitting Still"

Sometimes I "Stumble" when I am looking for a cache

Cache is located at North AB degrees CD.EFG, West HI degrees JK.LMN

You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.