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Third Rock From The Sun Traditional Cache

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Barking Frogz: Unfortunately I haven't heard from the cache owner, so I must regretfully archive this cache.

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Barking Frogz

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Hidden : 6/2/2020
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:


I strive to create and hide well thought out caches for the Geocaching Community to find and treasure.

Welcome To Lake Stevens!

The opening line to the Joe Diffie song, Third Rock From The Sun, is ... Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun. By June 2020, we have experienced all manner of global, and regional large scale events: COVID-19 pandemic, quarantine orders by the governor, invasion of 'murder hornets from Asia', riots in the streets, etc.

The song is apropos. And in this sleepy part of town, there's a welcome sign. I would like to welcome you to Lake Stevens properly with a geocache, and if you're visiting Earth for the first time, I am welcoming you to the game of Geocaching!

Geocache

Once parked at the provided coordinates, the geocache is hidden in a thicket of trees in the southwest corner of the parking lot. After finding the cache, inking the logbook, I encourage you to look at the welcome sign which also has coordinates. The Centennial Trail is adjacent to the parking lot which could be an inviting walk or bicycle ride.

Disclaimer

As always mind your geo-manners out there, and rehide the geocache as you found it so that other adventurers can enjoy the fun.

To continue with my naming convention, the title of this cache and all my caches, is a song title: Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie. In addition to being a gecoacher, I'm also an event DJ. The lyrics are below if you’re unfamiliar with the song.

Keep Calm, Cache On [KCCO]
Falconer Swarlos

PS - Congratulations to sth2878 for being FTF!

Third Rock From The Sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
Like a broken field runner slippin' through the line
He likes the way she looks, so he calls the little wife, says
"Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight"
Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries, "Get over here"
Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile
Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddies, got one life to live
They scream into the night, "Let's get it over with"
'Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning 'round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb
Truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot
And flies through the air takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
Lines go down, town goes dark
Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all
Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets
"We hate to wake you up, but we can't find the chief"
Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his car
He's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar"
'Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning 'round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
'Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinning 'round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Ybbx hc

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)