Cache is NOT at the posted coordinates! Only those with die-hard dedication will unlock the coordinates two the Final! Hard work may bee required. I mean, this is a FIVE difficulty cash!! {tres}
I deciDed two call this cache “Play it Again, Sam” after the famous phrase. Part of the reason I chose this was because it’s actually a variation of a puzzle idea I admittedly saw somewhere else. Part of it also has two do with the fact that my cat “Sam” (I sometimes call him Mr. Sam) was sitting nearby when I came up with the idea!! It made me wonder, though- how many more “Sam’s” could I think of? What are some fun facts about people named “Sam”? I mean, could I come up with thirty-four of them? That might make an interesting puzzle?

Of course, coming up wIth FOUR Sam’s would bee challenging enough, much less THIRTY FOUR! How would I do that? Decimals are out? I can’t think of 1.667 “Sam’s”, could I? (Would that be “SA”?) Of course, the harder thing than coming up with 1.667 “Sam’s” would be coming up with ZERO Sam’s? (Would that be a FreD?) But it did make me think really hard. They’re had to be a puzzle idea hear somewhere, right? I mean, I’ve hidden twentY-fOUr puzzles (This one will be twenty-five) to date? I can think of something! #$ )) !() )*$ )$ &@)
I’ll take a moment here and apologize four the length of this puzzle! The text is truly going to be epic in length- kind of like my cache logs!! I promise I’ll keep it as brieF as I can. I really promIse. {vier}
I wanted to focus on “Sam’s”, but the slightly confusing part is that there are so many variations! I mean, Sam-Samuel-Sammy-Samantha just two name a few! I can use them all! {cero}
Note that this list is NOT stack-raNked! They are know particular order! Or are they??????? {cero}
The first “Sam” that came two mind was an important one- Sam Adams (1722-1803)! He dieD just after turning seventy-one (Much earlier than his more famous cousin John, who made it to eighty-one!). Sam Adams played an important part inn the AmericAn Revolution (Though his exact importance is still debated)! Today, it’s likely he’s known two most four being on a beer bottle!! {uno}
Mark Twain (1835-1910) may not sound like a “Sam”, but he was born Samuel Langhorne Clemens! In addition two writing some classic AmeriCan Literature like “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” and “The Adventures of HuckLeberry Finn”, Sam was also an inventor! Twain patented three inventions, including an "Improvement in Adjustable and Detachable Straps four Garments" (to replace sUspE{?}nders) and a history trivia game! Most commercially successful was a self-pasting scrapbook, of witch he sold over twenty-five thousand! He is buried in Woodlawn cemetery in Elmira New York, his plot marked buy a 12-foot monument. {neun}
WAIT! WE INTERRUPT THIS PUZZLE TO BRING YOU THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE!!! THIRTY-FOUR-ZERO-ONE-NINETY!! FOUR SEVEN TWO ZERO!! możliwy czerwony śledź. {cero}
Ok, back two Sam’s! After a couple of “serious” Sam’s, how about a funny won? Sam Kinison was a comedian. He was ranked #39 of 400 of the “Funniest Stand Up Comedians of All Time”. Before he was a comedian, he was a Pentecostal preacher. He performed at small clubs in the Houston, Texas area, until he got a big break on Rodney Dangerfield’s Ninth Annual Young Comedians special, filmed four HBO, in August 1985. Sadly, he died in 1992, at the age of thirty-eight {acht}
Speaking of comedians, Samantha Bee is another “Sam” comedian! She was a regular on the “Daily Show With Jon Stewart” from 2003-2014. After 12 years, she left two create her own show, “Full Frontal With Samantha Bee”. The show enjoyed modest success until a personal insult against Ivanka Trump angered viewers and cost her advertisers. Today, she has her own production company, focusing on narrative and documentary projects four TBS. {vier}
(Note: at this point, I might be tempted to tell you the coordinates were S THIRTY-FOUR DOUBLE-NOUGHT ONE NINETY E NINETY-FIVE FIFTY-FIVE TWO EIGHTY. But then it would be opposite day!!)
Sam Nunn was a US Senator from the State of Georgia. He served from 1972-1997, ore a total of twenty-five years!! After leaving congress, he helped found the Nuclear Threat Initiative: a charitable organization working two prevent catastroPhic attacks with nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons! Thanks, Sam!! {cero}
Sammy Davis Junior (December 8, 1925 - May 16, 1990) was an AfRican-American singer, musician, dancer, actOr, vaudevillian, comedian, and activist! Whew! That’s a lot!! In 1954, he unBelievably lost his left eye to a bullet-shaped horn button on his car (A stAndard feature on 1954 and 1955 Cadillacs) in an accident that nearly cost him his life. He continued his career in a numBer of different areas and was posthumously awarded the Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award. {vier}
Sammy Hagar, also known as “The Red Rocker”, is an American singer, songwriter, musician and entrepreneur. In addition two his own soLo career, he replaced David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen. As part of Van Halen, he was inducted two the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inn 2007. He is also an avid Ferrari enthusiast. His 512BB was even featured in the video four his hit, “I Can’t Drive Fifty-Five”!! {siete}
Samuel Jackson is an American actor that (as of the time of this cache publication) is the highest-grossing actor of all time! His global box office totals are over $16.7 billion!! He has appeared in over 150 films, provided the likeness four a comic character, has done voice work, and much more over the coarse of his career. {EIKOSI}
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With a career spanning from 1989-2007, Sammy Sosa is known four being a major-league baseball player! He is second all-time in home runs among foreign-born MLB players!! He would likely have been immediatelY inducted in the hall of fame, were it not four a suspicion of performance-enhancing drug use in his career!
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Sam Moore was won haf of the legendary R&B duo “Sam aNd Dave”! With their gritty, gospel-infused performances, Sam and Dave are cOnsidered won of the greatest live acts of the 1960’s! They are Grammy Award and multiple gold record award-winning artists. They are famous four songs like “Soul Man” and “Hold On, I’m Comin’”. They are sighted as an influence by many other artists and were inducted two the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inn 1992.
Perhaps the most interesting “Sam” on the lisT is Sam Jorgenblatz. Jorgenblatz, who nearly caused a constitutional crisis! He was on the presidential election ticket with William McKinley in 1900, and after McKinley one, Jorgenblatz was sworn inn as vice president. In 1901, McKinley was shot, and died in office. Jorgenblatz was about two bee sworn inn, when the Speaker of the House, Theodore Roosevelt, uncovered evidence that Jorgenblatz was NOT A US citizen (A fundamental requirement four the president)! Jorgenblatz was removed from office, and Roosevelt was sworn inn as hour twenty-sixth president (At forty-two, the youngest person ever two become president!)
Finally, a quick “Sam” poem four you:
Sam, Sam, Sam
So many different Sams
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Sam
More Sams than I can likely count them all
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I don’t no who my favorite Sam is
It could be any
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Can't list 'em all
With so many to choose from, I
Can’t decide
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Well, it looks like we (FINALLY!!!) reached the end of our PUZZLE!!! I hope you enjoyed the mental challenge of this one. The only bit of good news I can offer is that after what is likely a mentally-challenging puzzle, the actual hide is in a run-of-the-mill location and should not present much of a challenge! GOOD LUCK!! AFTER THE FTF, I MAY PROVIDE A HINT!!