'Super, smashing, great' - that was the initial reaction as geocaching gadgets around the Isle of Man 'pinged' to announce the arrival of a new cache.
From Douglas to Derbyhaven, Castletown to Cregneash, Port Erin to Peel, Just north of Peel to Jurby, and Beyond Jurby to Blue Point cachers rubbed their hands in glee.
But then ....
Cacher #1 'Who set it?'
Cacher #2 'GFT'
#2 'You'll never guess what he's gone and done'
#1 'He hasn't!?'
#2 'He has!'
#1 'Used the ......'
#2 'Yes, the F word!'
There then followed groans emanating from geocaching nerve centres between Point of Ayre and Phurt, The Dog Mills to The Mooragh, Ramsey to Round the Corner from Maughold, Located in Laxey and finally On the doorstep of Clay Head to Onchan.
#1 'He could have picked another category!'
[At this point GFT Puzzle Department had a rethink]
'Maybe we should make the questions not so obscure, knowing not everyone is keen on football, we don't want them to be shanghai'd on this puzzle. How do we do that without it being a killer, we don't want people working round the clock to try and find the answer. We could try something not done before, set the questions AND give the answers. Hmmmm... let's try.
So, ignoring the Millennium Way which intersects with the Heritage Trail near Marown FC's football pitch, the footballing questions (AND answers) might, only might, help you formulate your answer and hit the bullseye, and if you do you could win a speedboat, whoops, no .. you could be FTF.
Iiiiiiiiiiin one: The first televised football game was played by the same team. Who and when? Answer - Arsenal in 1937.
Iiiiiiiin two: Which FA Cup Final was most famous for an animal than the game itself? Answer - 1923 a White Horse ( police crowd control).
Iiiiin three: FA Cup Final again - Sunderland won it in 1979, Villa won it in 1981. Who won it in 1980? Answer - Trevor Brooking (scored the winning goal after 13 minutes).
Iiiiiiiiiiiiin four: Who fainted after scoring the winning goal for Ipswich in the 1978 FA Cup Final? Roger Osborne (it was a very hot day after all).
Iiiiiiiiin five: Where and when was football invented? China 476 B.C.
The questions are genuine (you can check them if you like) and everything you need is in this description. The rest is up to you. Easy for me to say, but all you need to do now is solve it and enter solution into Certitude (remembering that you get nothing in this game for two in a bed) and if your solution is wrong, try again, you won't be eliminated, you'll win nothing but your 'BFH'
Good Luck
You can validate your puzzle solution with certitude.