𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕞 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 ℕ𝕖𝕨𝕤
❈ ＢＲＥＡＫＩＮＧ ＮＥＷＳ ❈.
Several witnesses have reported an old train station and railroad abruptly stretching up out of the river outside of their apartments today, as the water drained away. Moments before there had been a tranquil stream, but now the view is dominated by rusted, iron tracks several hundreds of kilometers long. Beside the tracks is the red train station that appears to already be old, surprising considering it's spontaneous appearance. Upon a blue sign is the text K̶̻̜͇̙̱̎̈a̸̪͖̲̍̈́͑̃ṛ̵̠̻̇̒̊ļ̸̛̠͉̟̮̍̑̊b̸͕͈̳͇͊̈́̒ḛ̶͙̍r̸̻̠̻̒͒g̶̖͎͉̉̿́ inscribed. Our in-house translator claims it means "Mountain of Karl." Looking through the windows one can view a staircase descending deep into the ground into realms unknown.
We have contacted the Stockholm Public Transport Commission to learn more about this "Mountain of Karl" station and connected railroad. The commissioner denies knowledge of any railroad or subway system. Upon subsequent attenpts to speak with the commissioner again we found out that the Stockholm Public Transport Commission never existed in the first place.
In an attempt to find out more, we sent out our translator to investigate the area, as well as a small drone. According to the translator, over the phone, the Stockholm Sanitation Authorities were already on-site clearing away hundreds of dusty bike frames that had popped into existence along with the railroad and station. When he returned to our radio station he said that he had never left. We couldn't find any record of any Stockholm Sanitation Authorities ever existing either.
Our station drone that we flew out had had some more success. It has taken some photos of the area which appear to show both an empty, newly asphalted lot outside the station, as well as the horde of bikes our translator originally claimed viewing. There also appears to be an odd container containing who knows what. We'll have to open it to figure out what's actually going on here.
Local resident Susan McAnthony called in to lament the decrease of her property value as her apartment no longer had a waterfront view.
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Above: The footage our drone succeeded in taking of the bikes
Below: The image our drone succeeded in getting proving the lack of bikes
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