(Soft knocks at the door)
“Who is it?”
“It's me, Dave. Open up.”
(More knocks)
“Who is it?”
“It's me, Dave. Open up.”
“Who?”
“It's, Dave. Open up.”
(More knocks)
“Who is it?”
“It's, Dave. Will you open up.”
“Who?”
“Dave, Open up.”
“Dave?”
“Yeah, Dave. C'mon, open up.”
“Dave's not here.”
“No, I'm Dave.”
(Sharp knocks at the door)
“Hey, c'mon.”
“Who is it?”
“It's Dave. Will you open up?”
“Who?”
“Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the door?!?!”
“Dave?”
“Yeah, Dave!”
“Dave?”
“Right. Dave. Now will you open up the door?”
“ Dave's not here.”
So…. Dave’s not here, and neither is the geocache…
Where is Dave… And the geocache?
Special thanks to kingfisher_au and Beary_Unicorns for their help with this cache