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Logging Bootcamp: The Liar's Cache Traditional Cache

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Team JoKiN' Around: Not enough time to maintain.

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Hidden : 8/27/2020
Difficulty:
4 out of 5
Terrain:
4 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


Note: This cache is located at the posted coordinates.

It's time to learn to write better geocaching logs, soldier!

I'm Corporal G.C. Garmin and I'm your new drill instructor for this course! I can't tell you how many times I've seen cachers putting down a sloppy "TFTC" or "Quick find!" and calling it a day! That's not good enough for me! Is it good enough for you? Well, it shouldn't be!

Private Park'N'Grab over there copied and pasted the same log onto 32 caches in a row! But there's good news, maggots! You can learn to improve your cache logging! I will teach you! By the time you finish this course, your days of three word cache logs are OVER!

This geocache is a simple 1.5 difficulty / 1.5 terrain cache -- but I want you to log it as though it was a 5 / 5! Let your imagination run wild!

I want to hear about the ten icy rivers you crossed in the Arctic to get here! I want to hear about how you wandered in circles for days at GZ, ran out of food/water, but couldn't call for help because there was no cell reception for hundreds of miles! I want to hear about the rattlesnake that bit your ankle, but you survived by cutting off your own foot! I want to hear about how this cache was so camouflaged you mistook it for a Grizzly! AND MOST OF ALL I want to hear about how HORRIBLE Team JoKiN' Around was for placing this INSANE geocache.

While I cannot stop you from logging a simple "It was easy. TFTC! TN/LN" (This challenge is not a requirement...), just know that everyone will laugh at your PATHETIC log for years to come.

NOW GET MOVING, SOLDIER!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Oyhr ovfba nebhaq gur onpx bs gur ynetr gerr.....be vf vg gur 50 cbhaq nzzb pna crepurq cerpnevbhfyl ba gur gbc bs gur 50' pyvss!?!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)