Break Dancing Penguin
Stop that Pengi!! We have had Dancing Penguin, Tap Dancing Penguin but honestly Break Dancing Penguin? You will do yourself a mischief if you carry on. I am surprised you have not lost a lot of feathers with that kind of a dance. I think it is time we found you a girlfriend, that may slow you down a bit. Some slow waltzes may then be more your style?
And who gave you that fish? Give it here. I am sure some hungry Geocachers with make a meal of that if they can work out what your dance is about. They will have to bring their own chips though.