Hello there, I am a uni-pig. My cache is what I guard. You may think I'm just a large stump with a branch for a horn, but give my snout a pat for luck.
Enjoy the walk around my pond while you are here, and see if you can spot my friend the blue heron swallowing a goldfish.
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