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If there's a Rock and Roll Heaven, you know they got a hell of a band.
Test your rock and roll knowledge, have fun doing it, and maybe learn a thing or two!
This puzzle is dedicated to only one rocker, my favorite guitar player, Eddie Van Halen.
I am always available for hints.
AN = When PUSH COMES TO SHOVE it seems like 40 days and ____ nights.
BN = When I DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY it's love in the _____ degree.
CN = Van Halen's contract with promoters requested for a bowl of M&M's candy to be provided backstage at every show. It was stipulated that a certain color of M&M's be removed from the bowl. How many letters in the name of the color?
DN = What year was Edward Lodewijk Van Halen born?
EN = What year was his brother born?
FN = What year was "Women and Children First" released?
GN = What is the name of the guitar solo that Eddie named after his son's birthday?
HN = OU___
IN = The Leopardgeckoman saw Van Halen in concert in Ames Iowa on what day in April 1992?
JN = What day was "Fair Warning" released?
KN = What time is the ICE CREAM MAN usually passing by?
LN = What day was "Balance" released?
MN = The ____ seal.
NN = On MEAN STREET we don't worry about tomorrow 'cause we're sick of these ___ walls.
ON = When I am UNCHAINED I see a girl in a size ____dress.
PN = How much does it cost for the first minute to get SPANKED?
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AW = In 1983, Van Halen headlined "Heavy Metal Day" at the US Festival in California. They set a record for the most money paid to an act for 1 performance. How much money did they get paid?
BW = What is the name of Van Halen's second album?
CW = Van Halen's 1982-1983 tour was called the "Hide your ___" tour. How many letters are in the missing word?
DW = What is the name of Eddie Van Halen's home recording studio?
EW = If its GOOD ENOUGH then I like a little ___on the half shell.
FW = What day did Leopardgeckoman and Leopardgeckoman Junior see Van Halen in St. Paul, Minnesota in May 2012?
GW = ____foot out the door
HW = What day did Van Halen play the US festival in May 1983?
IW = RIGHT NOW you are ___ step ahead
JW = How many letters in Eddie Van Halen's son's first name?
KW = Sucker in a ____ piece
LW = What day was Eddie Van Halen born?
MW = What month was "Diver Down" released?
NORTH COORDINATES
(AN x 100,000)+(BN x 100,000)+(CN x 10,000)+(DN)+(EN)+(FN)+(GN)+(HN)+(IN)+(JN)+(KN)+(LN)+(MN)+(NN)+(ON)+(PN)
WEST COORDINATES
(AW x 6)+(BW x 100,000)+(CW x 8000)+(DW-4550)+(EW)+(FW)+(GW)+(HW)+(IW)+(JW)+(KW)+(LW)+(MW)

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