royalsfan and I have long yearned for a new kind of geocaching, a kinder gentler game that doesn’t involve long hikes or tree climbs. A game that features lower terrain and difficulty rated caches. Someday we will branch out on our own and get rich developing OldCaching for those of us who are getting long in the tooth and our bodies and minds don’t work like they used to.
One nice thing about OldCaching is that you will never have to cry out for a taco stand on a long hike through the freaking woods because one is always close by. No more peeing in the woods – public restrooms will be required to be within a few blocks of every cache placed. We will encourage folks to place 1/1 caches as much as possible. Every geocache placed must be a park and grab on level ground. There will be NO mystery caches in OldCaching because when you are in your 50’s, life gradually becomes more mysterious as it is. I can’t tell you how many times I walk into a room and forget why I went there in the first place. Lastly, no TOTTs will be needed for OldCaching. Ain’t nobody got time for TOTTs anymore because the place we used to have our TOTTs stored in our geomobiles might be full of walkers, canes, and an occasional wheelchair now. It’s all good! We are wiser now and wouldn't turn back time for anything. We just need a game for US.
This cache will be our test cache for OldCaching. It is more of a 1.5/1.5 but should do the trick. It's admittedly a LAME hide, but all caches in OldCaching will be LAME hides! Happy caching to you and yours!
Disclaimer: This cache is meant for fun only, and no offense is intended to our senior citizens. I am in my late 50s, and I am already considered a senior citizen by AARP. 