If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!
For every Penguin that ever there was will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the Penguins have their Aaarghhh!!!
WARNING! Be afraid, be very afraid! A renegade band of pirate penguins led by Captain Fishbeard are in the forest. They are annoyed by Geocachers poking around their hiding places looking for dancing penguins. Pengi is hunting them down but they are sneaky. Do not go alone. Do not go at night. Tell someone where you are going and when you should be back. You cannot call for help as there is no phone signal and remember, in the Forest - Nobody can hear you SCREAM!
No penguins were harmed in the placement of this cache, but humans?
BYOP, first aid kit, thermal blanket, chocolate fish bribes, etc.