"Hello, this is the bottle speaking. Apparently I've gotten myself mixed up in an odd activity called geocaching. If you want to hear my story on how this happened, you have to complete something called the Message in a Bottle Adventure Lab.'
'A woman dressed in purple told me to tell you that there is nothing located at the above listed coordinates and that everything will make sense when you read the last journal for this Adventure Lab thing. I hope this makes sense to you because I have no idea what she's talking about."
CONGRATS TO JHRN and MTY55 for the FTF!