This year’s theme is about survival. By now, you will probably have been regaled by some other caches with amazing tales of survival in the wilderness, been provided many tips and pointers about how to survive not only in the wild, but how to survive the wild. But the wild takes many forms. Some forms are only known to those, with open minds. Minds that probe into the depths of the human psyche. Minds that generally live in deep dark remote areas of the world like Hollywood. These minds, know intimately, some of the lesser known but ridiculously lethal threats. And fortunately for us, the methodologies for thwarting them. Although the research required to understand how to thwart the menace that may await us, is not often conducted by the well reasoned person, I did that research. I researched till my searchers were sore. I researched and researched until my cable company told me to please stop using up valuable bandwidth. And now that my brain had become sufficiently numb from this extensive research (did Imention I conducted extensive research?) I provide you the following sage pieces of advice. Some may consider this oregano pieces of advice, but no….it’s sage. I know…, you’re saying “just get on with it….” Well…all in good thyme. Sorry…..too silly…. And a different theme entirely.
The following advice as you may have guessed from the title was, do you know how you might survive a 2 Headed Shark Attack? A mutated shark terrorizes a small sleep town. Luckily, Kate and Paul, the only two survivors (I guess they much have read the survival tips from the HAG XVII) found a boat, with lots of gas and sent it off as a decoy to which the shark (if it has two heads is this supposed to be plural?) followed, attacked and the boat exploded, destroying the shark. Whereas the method of subduing certain disaster that we provide should not be considered conclusive and there may be other methods, but this is what our research suggested may be a prudent approach.