This year’s theme is about survival. By now, you will probably have been regaled by some other caches with amazing tales of survival in the wilderness, been provided many tips and pointers about how to survive not only in the wild, but how to survive the wild. But the wild takes many forms. Some forms are only known to those, with open minds. Minds that probe into the depths of the human psyche. Minds that generally live in deep dark remote areas of the world like Hollywood. These minds, know intimately, some of the lesser known but ridiculously lethal threats. And fortunately for us, the methodologies for thwarting them. Although the research required to understand how to thwart the menace that may await us, is not often conducted by the well reasoned person, I did that research. I researched till my searchers were sore. I researched and researched until my cable company told me to please stop using up valuable bandwidth. And now that my brain had become sufficiently numb from this extensive research (did Imention I conducted extensive research?) I provide you the following sage pieces of advice. Some may consider this oregano pieces of advice, but no….it’s sage. I know…, you’re saying “just get on with it….” Well…all in good thyme. Sorry…..too silly…. And a different theme entirely.
The following advice as you may have guessed from the title was, do you know how you might survive a sand sharks attack. These aren’t your ordinary sandsharks. These are a horde of monstrous sharks that swim through sand and hunt people. It could happen. There are several methods of dispensing of them. Either encase them in glass or toss a flamethrower full of napalm into the sharks mouth Trapped in Angus' hut John and Sandy make one last effort to kill the mother by tossing a flamethrower full of napalm into her mouth. Whereas the method of subduing certain disaster that we provide should not be considered conclusive and there may be other methods, but this is what our research suggested may be a prudent approach.