Hi, my name is Zacchaeus. If you don't know who I am, you can look me up. It's an interesting story of determination in the face of adversity. What I mean is that there was a large crowd, and I'm a little short, so I needed to find a better vantage point to see a VERY important "celebrity".
If you seek a better vantage point, you'll see how helpful it can be in getting a better view of your surroundings.
Then you can go have dinner, too, just like I did with that special "celebrity". I don't remember what we ate, but I'll never forget what he said!