Whut in tarnation colo' is yer neck?
Yo' reckon yo' might be a redneck?
Wal, hyar is yer chance t' prove it by findin' this hyar cache.
Fill in th' blanks wif th' right choice of wo'ds in true redneck fo'm an' replace th' letters wif th' numbers fum yer answers t' get th' coreds fo' th' chache.
An, bess be brin'in' a writtin utensil wif yo'. Yo' be need'd it.
N39 32. F B D
W79 58. C E A
D. Yo' taught yer chillun how t' play__________.
6. Hide and seek
1. Pull my finger
7. Checkers
C. When dexcribin' yer kids yo' use th' phrase__________.
4. Sharp as a tack
9. Honor student
6. Dumb as a brick
F. Yer Junio'/Senio' prom had a __________.
9. Band
7. Dance
1. Daycare
A. Yo reckon __________ an' __________ is two of th' majo' grub groups.
0. Meat, cheese
7. Fruits, vegetables
5. Beef Jerky, Moon Pies
B. When givin' direckshuns yo' use th' term __________.
1. Over yonder
2. Next intersection
3. Huh
E. Yu' reckon Bubba an' Junior is jest plum crazy as a __________.
4. Mad Hatter
7. Loon
3. Squirrel turd