What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominal snowman!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch!
The Yeti, sometimes known as the Abominable Snowman, is a mysterious ape-like creature rumoured to live in the Himalayan mountains. Despite numerous expeditions into the remote mountain regions of Russia, China and Nepal, the existence of the Yeti remains unproven and UNEXPLAINED!
The Yeti is rumoured to be muscular, covered with dark grayish or reddish-brown hair, and weigh between 200 and 400 lbs. It is often depicted in popular media to have white colour hair to help it hide in the snows of the Hmialayan mountains.
At GZ, you will need to find a memorial to civic workers. You are looking for three lines in a quote by George Bernard Shaw.
A = First row, ninth word, first letter
B = Second row, fourth word, first letter MINUS second row seventh word, first letter
C = Second row, third word, third letter MINUS third row, third word, eighth letter
D = Second row, fourth word, third letter MINUS third row, fifth word, first letter
E = First row, eighth word, fourth letter PLUS third row, tenth word, first letter
F = Third row, sixth word, first letter
The cache can be found at N 49° 03.ABC' W 122° 21.DEF'
The final cache is located in Abbotsford.
When you find the cache, note the colour of the bison tube in order to Release the Kraken and find the bonus cache for this series.
You can validate your solution with certitude.
This cache was hidden as part of the fourth annual Fraser Valley Cache Bash. For more information on this event visit http://fraservalleycachebash.brilang.com/. The theme for FVCB4 is "The Unexplained".