Celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
Pee Wee: I don’t know.
Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.
Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!
David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!
May the luck of the Irish be with you this day!
* BYOP
